the Maia Cooperative / TwoInTents CSA

Mar 11, 2013

Maia wants YOU!

Do you raise goat milk, or pork, beef, poultry, fish or other meats? Would you be interested in adding that production to your farm or ranch? Please call Maia at (720) 722-FARM, our members would love to enjoy your products!

Threats and complaints we have recieved

These are real threats we have recieved from our members and customers. We couldn't make this stuff up.

* "Don't you dare give my husband any more fava beans. He ate the entire box at once - with BUTTER - and don't you know he has a heart condition? If I see you around here again I will call the police." -EL in Fort Collins"Don't you dare tell my wife I am getting these fava beans from you at work or I swear I will kill you." -DL in Fort Collins

* "Can I buy anonymously? Don't tell any of my neighbors. They'll think I'm a communist or something. I don't want anyone to know I am buying from you, got it? Try to come at night. No one needs to know I'm a member of a co-op. And if anyone finds out I'll know who told them, know what I mean?" ZP in ***** (his secret is safe with us. Yours can be too...)

* "This sack is just too big. I will never eat all of this. I am never ordering again." TH in Englewood (she did finish it, and ordered the next week).

* "My kids won't eat any other vegetables but yours now and want vegetables all year long. Every meal, vegetables. I will find out what you are putting in them. It's just not natural." DG in Arvada. (Actually, kids eat vegetables and like them when they are natural and fresh).

Praise we have recieved

These are real compliments... we couldn't make this stuff up either!

* "This is too much value. I am never going to eat this much. This is incredible!" (he did eat it all, though, and ordered more the next week) -MP in Denver

* "These are the most delicious potatoes I've ever had!" -SB in Greenwood Village

* "Thank you, the poplar really helps my fibromyalgia. Are you sure I won't test positive in a drug test?" -PK in Denver

* "My kids actually look forward to eating their vegetables. Yours are so sweet and fresh, they'll eat them right out of the bag!" -SW in Denver

"The aspen you gave me reduced the swelling and pain in my fingers enough for me to play piano and tennis." -AN in Aurora, who had broke her fingers playing tennis

"Wow! This stuff really is edible! Are you sure your goats are not going hungry?" -JB in Englewood

"Your beans are so crisp and fresh!" -HR in Arvada

"These plums and apples are the very best I've ever had!" -GR in Highlands Ranch

"This tastes like it was picked this morning!" -TH in Denver (the entire order was picked that morning)

"That's a good price!" RC in Denver

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Mar 11, 2013

Maia wants YOU!